what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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