The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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