He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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