so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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