I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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