break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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