5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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