problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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