About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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