Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
