The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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