I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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