omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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