I wish i was in the wii world.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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