i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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