i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
...so i touched it.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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