I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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