i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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