who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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