i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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