TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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