i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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