dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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