he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So much rum. So many feels.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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