I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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