Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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