His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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