This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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