You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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