it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
so much tequila, so little girl.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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