So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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