I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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