Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize
