Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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