Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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