Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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