NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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