So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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