I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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