On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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