you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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