So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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