Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Come see our sink grown plant.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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