I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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