So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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