singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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