i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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