You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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