My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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