My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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