How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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