Cold hands, warm shart.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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