whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
3 2 1 whiskey
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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