dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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