we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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