sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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